The reviewer behind the peanuts

Hello.
You can call me Peanut.

I go places, eat things, stay the night, and have opinions about all of it.

Peanut prefers to let
the reviews do the talking
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Why Peanut Reviews?

There are too many lovely places—and a fair few disappointing ones—to keep all the details trapped in a group chat. Peanut Reviews is a personal notebook of restaurants, cafés, hotels, bars, and days out.

Every review is independent, personal, and written after a real visit. It isn’t an awards body or a panel of mysterious experts. It is one reviewer, one experience, and a carefully considered number of peanuts.

Highly scientific

The Peanut scale

Scores run from one to ten, with half a peanut available when whole numbers simply cannot contain the nuance.

1–3Save your appetite

Something went rather wrong. There are kinder ways to spend an afternoon.

4–6A mixed handful

Some good moments, some raised eyebrows, and probably a story to tell.

7–8Worth your time

A genuinely good place that Peanut would happily recommend.

9–10Tell everyone

The rare stuff: memorable, joyful, and worth making plans around.

The Peanut promise

Honest, personal, and never written by committee.

If a visit was complimentary or invited, the review will say so clearly. A free pudding cannot buy extra peanuts.

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